It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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