It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
