I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
