I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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