I cockslap morals
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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