This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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