No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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