life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Terrible idea I love it
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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