I bet he comes in French.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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