I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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