Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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