Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
love makes seman taste better
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
