put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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