What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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