she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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