We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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