So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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