I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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