So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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