Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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