my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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