And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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