If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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