like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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