Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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