So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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