dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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