another moral hangover. fuck.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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