I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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