im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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