i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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