She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
