told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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