Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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