i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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