office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
where am i from again
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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