The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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