Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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