Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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