I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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