My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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