I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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