"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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