I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i think i just lost a toe
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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