i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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