well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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