people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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