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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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