you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
try to milk me bitch
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