listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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