I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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